February 2009
I'm still sick...
but I’m not going to complain about that right now.
I just bought tickets to Kings of Leon for April, and my plane ticket for Chicago this July. (20th-27th!)
And now I’m poor.
You got a dollar?
You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally...
– Dr. Seuss
leoplurodon:
waiting for the car to heat up so we could go home, we decided “hey let’s make complete asses of ourselves!”
please don’t judge me by my obnoxious head bobbing lmao. thank you & enjoy.
If they had a sitcom, I would watch it.
justinesamantha:
Vivian Green - Emotional Rollercoaster (official video)
justinesamantha:
Even people that complained with me about not having a significant other, now have significant others.
FML. Is something wrong with me? I’m sorry, I can only remain strong for so long.
:(
You always find them when you aren’t looking. Have you tried swearing off men completely and/or not giving a shit? As soon as I did that, the perfect one fell into my lap. :)
I just almost killed myself.
I was gargling mouthwash. I forgot I had a stuffy nose. I tried to breathe in. I couldn’t. My eyes bulged and I clutched my throat wondering how the fuck I was supposed to get air, gasped out of reflex and choked on Scope. FML.
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I would like a KFC mashed potato bowl, Popcorn...
Fuck them mistreated chickens. And my arteries.
I’m sick. And I want it.
*stamps foot indignantly*
blissed,
justinesamantha:
those nintendo undies are so adorbs, I want a pair of my own!
Finally, a pair of underpants that reveal what we already knew: a woman’s genitalia is just an NES controller, ready to be fiddled with and pounded and flung angrily across the room in frustration. - Stylin Online
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Shit I Hate #6:
The white line that traces your inner lips when you’ve reapplied your gloss too many times.
justinesamantha:
I’m 10 followers away from 600. Let’s make it happen tumblr!
My southern belles-
allthingsalishan:
The hubs and I need to get away for a weekend. What is close (Carolinas, Tenn., S. GA, etc) and cute for a weekend away? Don’t want to spend a fortune just need to get out of the city. bad.
Come to Wilmington, NC. It’s the beach. And…there’s me. I mean, what else does the world need, really? No really, I’d go to Hilton Head, SC because it’s the off...
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i miss my best friend
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DO YOU LIKE BUBBLE WRAP???? →
iammattjordan:
You’re going to pop every single one. Sorry in advance for pausing everything else you were doing.
Imma kick your ass Matt Jordan. I’m supposed to be doing productive things.