May 2009
April 2009
Swine Flu is God's way of punishing the Internet...
(via alexblagg)
I keep waiting to meet a man who has more balls than I do.
– Salma Hayek (via quote-book)
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I am not a "hot" girl
I will probably never ~turn you on, or take your breath away, or impress your friends with the way I look… but I can make you laugh and make you feel wanted, and sometimes I can be really fucking cute. I really wish that could be enough, just once.
(via: killingbambi | yankeegirl | alixjay | erikavw | captainoo | lovelee | chloebeeboomer | enigmatic-fool | secondstar05)
Me: Alex, you gotta dime?
Alex: *Pulls out dimebag filled with weed*
Me: ....an actual dime dammit.
Alex: Ooooh
Jesus man, jesusss.
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Shit I Hate #12
When men with better eyebrows than me try to approach.
No. I’m sorry, I prefer a MAN in all aspects - even regarding facial hair.
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