Blissed, Matt: Your breasts are so goddamn massive it looks...

Matt: Your breasts are so goddamn massive it looks like Professor Klump played for the Lakers.
Me: No! That's how it's made! It's the Johnny Cupcakes fat kid mascot! You be quiet!!!! LOL
Matt: It looks fatter cause of your busty cleavage. I feel like I could jump out of a window onto them if there was a fire.
Me: Lmao shut up Matt! They aren't that big!
Matt: In 2017, instead of airbags, you'll just explode out of the dashboard breasts first.
Me: I'm going to choke you.
Matt: With your cleavage? I'll go quickly, obviously. Okay I'm done.