Synopsis.
My name is María. I was named after La Virgen de Guadalupe by my absent father. The internet is one of my best friends. I probably won’t follow you back, and if I do it definitely won’t be immediately - but I appreciate you.
I am. 25. Black. proud. Mexican. proud. mommy. writer. blogger. Californian. North Carolinian. spirited. lovely. coldblooded. selfish. sweet. heartless. taken. open. compassionate. empathetic. prepossessing. selfless. bitter. obese. brown. agnostic. atheist. happy. hourglassed. a morning person.
I dislike. most children. mushrooms. smoothies. sex. fleas. blemishes. outies. apathy. badteeth. yellow bellies. running. humidity. cold. heat. biogtry. pretentiousness. weakness. blueberries. redsox. lying. thongs. social conservatives.
I like. comicbooks. music. movies. writing. cartoons. blogs. fashion. cooking. $$$. mascara. babies. dogs. smiles. rage. sex. violence. weed. blood. links. innies. supernatural. shoes. tits. cocks. tongues. tattoos. anime. lips. boys. Obama. picture taking. words. accents. john mayer’s lips. you.
I love. arguing with my four year old over who loves who more. ripping the tags off of new clothes. listening to a song that makes me feel. receiving unexpected packages in the mail. getting emails and messages from strangers. belly laughing. the way joey smells. denying people i don’t want to know anymore on facebook. picking at scabs. looking at old photos. getting tattooed. sex. puppy breath. my iPhone. making other people happy. tom hardy’s lips everything. talking about movies/television/music/books.
I hate. all this.
This is. an almost schizophrenic collection of words and images that I enjoy or want to discuss. You will see a lot of men that I find attractive; hear a lot music I enjoy; get to know a bit about me and my life; and you might run across some naked people that might or might not be engaged in various sexual acts.
Here are. some photographs of me.
