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Dear Betty, You look so fantastic and full of energy, I can’t believe you’re 90 years old. In fact, I don’t believe it. That’s why I’m writing to ask if you will be willing to produce a copy of your long-form birth certificate. Thanks. Happy birthday, no matter how old you are.
President Barack Trollbama’s birthday message to Betty White
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“You know what, I envy you. I absolutely envy every little bit of your life, and I don’t even fucking know your name. But I can see that you’ve got a nice life, and I can see that you’ve probably had quite a nice upbringing, and you’ve probably got quite a nice husband, and you’ve probably got very well-behaved children that sleep at night. I can see what you’ve got, and you can see what I’ve got.”
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“Just from seeing these commercials it’s clear that Dean Winters could’ve been both The Narrator AND Tyler Durden in Fight Club.“
- a rare, magnificent animal known as ‘The Intelligent YouTube Commenter’
