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Alan: I want you to know, Doug: I’m a steel trap. Whatever happens tonight, I will never, ever, ever speak a word of it. Doug: OK, yeah I got it, thank you I don’t think that—Alan: Seriously. I don’t care what happens. I don’t care if we kill someone. Doug: What? Alan: You heard me. It’s Sin City. I won’t tell a soul. Top 10 Comedy Films: The Hangover (2009, dir. Todd Phillips)

Alan: I want you to know, Doug: I’m a steel trap. Whatever happens tonight, I will never, ever, ever speak a word of it.
Doug: OK, yeah I got it, thank you I don’t think that—
Alan: Seriously. I don’t care what happens. I don’t care if we kill someone.
Doug: What?
Alan: You heard me. It’s Sin City. I won’t tell a soul.

Top 10 Comedy Films: The Hangover (2009, dir. Todd Phillips)

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Allen: Do ya have to park so close?Doug: Yeah, what’s wrong?Allen: I shouldn’t be here…Doug: & why is that Allen?Allen: I’m not suppose to be within 200 feet of a school…Doug: What?Allen: … or a Chuck E. Cheese. (via kerismasunshine)

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Allen: Do ya have to park so close?
Doug: Yeah, what’s wrong?
Allen: I shouldn’t be here…
Doug: & why is that Allen?
Allen: I’m not suppose to be within 200 feet of a school…
Doug: What?
Allen: … or a Chuck E. Cheese.

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“It’s a satchel. Indiana Jones wore one.” (Don’t shoot me Nate.)

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