New favorite website. Pretty sure all of us with iPhones can relate. Damn You Auto Correct!
Antoine Dodson, famous for the Bed Intruder Song, is now a Pitchman for a Sex Offender Tracker App for iPhone & Android.
This is amazing.
(Source: iammattjordan)
“I remember when this shit first came out. Man, bitches would be comin’ up to you like, let me see that iPhone! Let me play with it! Let me stick it up my ass! Put it in my mouth, suck on it! Then, one day, you know, I got tired of these questions, you know what I’m sayin’, I let the girl stick the iPhone up her butt. Hmph… Took the Doctors twelve hours to get it out. And you know what! It was still working.”
- Ed Wuncler III
(via superbsection)
iPhone/iPod Touch users: How many apps do you have?
Every time I open my phone I want to play Pacman.
my darling white iPhone4,
I will hold on forever for you. I will travel to the ends of the Earth. I will not settle for your brother. You and I: we’re meant to be, and we will.
