New Music Video! The Lonely Island (feat. Julian Casablancas) - “Boombox”
The latest Incredibad hit to get the SNL Digital Short treatment. Remember: Only you can prevent reckless boomboxing.
What the hell?! The song is longer than this! Dammit, I needed the VIDEO to be longer too! (I’m half happy/half angry)
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- Matt: Your breasts are so goddamn massive it looks like Professor Klump played for the Lakers.
- Me: No! That's how it's made! It's the Johnny Cupcakes fat kid mascot! You be quiet!!!! LOL
- Matt: It looks fatter cause of your busty cleavage. I feel like I could jump out of a window onto them if there was a fire.
- Me: Lmao shut up Matt! They aren't that big!
- Matt: In 2017, instead of airbags, you'll just explode out of the dashboard breasts first.
- Me: I'm going to choke you.
- Matt: With your cleavage? I'll go quickly, obviously. Okay I'm done.
Photo of the Day: Conan and his team of Twitter writers.
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In my opinion, cannot be unseen
and my mother wonders why I haven’t found a lot of commissioned jobs yet. She’s all “Go get a job!!” but want’s to act brand new when I show her an ad for a guy wanting masturbation shots, pfft.. women.
Or maybe you follow me because I’m a
Hairy Jewish Samurai. The best kind of Samurai.
Anna: This is what you dream about.
Dean: This is awkward.
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