Blissed

21 Jan 2010
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austinkleon:

Awesome review of Wendy’s

14 out of 14 people found this review helpful.

8 Jan 2010
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kittykittybangbang | reallykatie:

here’s hoping everyone’s weekend looks like this!

31 Dec 2009
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jimrock | lieslieslies | whydoihaveablog:

She spent most of her days debating the futility of a finite life, and today was like no other.

“T?”
“Yes, m’lady?”
“If we truly cease existence in all forms when our physical self dies, then what is the point of being at all?”
“Well, Coco —”
“And T?”
“Yes, darling?” He sighed defeatedly.
“What is a truly moral life?”
“Nicole, I feel as if —”
“And T? If there is no predetermined path for our exis—”
“BITCH, SHUT THE FUCK UP AND ENJOY THOSE TITTIES I BOUGHT YOU. THAT’S THE PREDETERMINED PATH OF OUR EXISTENCE.”

Coco cocked her head like a baby Springer Spaniel and Ice-T gazed longingly at all of the whores he could’ve chosen. Whores who didn’t question the existential life. Whores without brains as big as their titties.

“Everyone thinks Brad Pitt has it great because he married Angelina Jolie. I think he has it terrible, because when Angelina Jolie is giving you a blow job, what do you tip your head back and think of to help you finish? You have nothing left — just Jesus on a polar bear in the middle of the snow, saying, ‘You greedy motherfucker, I’ve got nothing for you.’”

— John Mayer (via mystupidmouth1983)

19 Dec 2009
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nathanieljames:

Why He’s Hot:

His hair is made of fucking fire. Look at that. Fucking fire.

He looks intimidating, but he’s really harmless. You chicks like that stuff, right?

He lives in a fucking volcano. Do you live in a volcano? No, you don’t.

He has minions.

Elliott Smith was in a band named after him.

7 Dec 2009
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allthingsalishan | cupcaked | birdhive

1 Dec 2009
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championawkward | thechocolatebrigade:

Circa 1994

Circa his dick in and around my mouth.

This made me laugh harder than I believe I have ever laughed in my life.

30 Nov 2009
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Flight of the Conchords - Business Time

FAVORITE. I mean, very very favorite.

(via samarie)

Play count: 90 | Download

28 Nov 2009
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The Weave

chuktheblog:

I have absolutely no problems with weave, wigs, or any hair assortment. Some people do what they must, and I respect that. But there is one things though.

Yesterday I was on the bus. A girl with a weave sat in front of me. It was so ferocious looking. It was directly in front of me, and I felt threatened by it. Its was honestly in every which way you could think of. I just though that if you went through the trouble of putting them in, then you’d at least keep them neat.

No biggie, I’ll just move.