Why He’s Hot:
- ALTON BROWN IS A PROFESSIONAL CHEF. I can’t think of anything better in the world than a man who would actually be excited and enjoy cooking a meal just for the sheer epicurean desire of pleasure. The thought itself is actually mouth-watering… and then imagine all the joys of using home-made whipped creams and chocolates in the context of a bedroom. All-natural lovin’ sounds good to me.
- If you’re not attracted to him in the instant you realize how BIG HIS BRAIN IS, you’re fooling yourself. This man could use his skills of charm and intelligence to wiggle his geek-chic self into chef pants I own. The fact that he acts like a bookish chemistry teacher just adds to the older man-ish goodness. Considering I’m not even sure that he even has a real eye impediment with the way he can deconstruct a culinary concoction from across a room, the fact that he wears glasses just propels me to want to smack them seductively off his face and go at it. It’s like turning Clark Kent into Superman.
- Two tattoos and rides a motorcycle. There’s a little bit of rebel in him, and you can see it inside and outside of the kitchen.
- His wit is sharp. Almost as sharp as the knives he sponsors. And I like a man who is good with a knife. Masculine, much? Just think of all the naughtiness.
- He looks amazing for a mature gentleman, especially since he works with food for a living. He obviously exerts just enough effort in keeping himself fit which blends harmoniously with good genes… here’s where I make the cheese connoisseur reference: He’s at his peak age.
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LOVE.
Why She’s Hot:
- Breasts. Now, a lot of women say they have breasts. Whatever. They can take as many MySpace shots as they want, but they will get close to the awe-inspiring cleavage that Christina Hendricks has. Seriously, you could form a religion on that alone.
- That figure. The very definition of hourglass. She belongs in dictionary next to the term “Woman.” It’s a body built to throw you onto a bed and ride you like a pony.
- The hair. Dear God, the hair. I’m not saying non-redhead cannot be attractive, but there’s no way some blonde or brunette could ever hope to match this.
- Ass, Lips, Eyes. I wish I could just say that her body is the idealized form of human beauty and be done with it, but WTH requires five bullet points. Wait, here’s a video of said ass. We were all afraid we missed it, Roger.
- Talent. She’s amazing on Mad Men, playing a someone with immense talent who cannot get anywhere due to sexism. And she was on Firefly! And she plays the MOTHERFUCKING ACCORDION. Hotness? SETTLED.
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If I were a lesbian… *licks lips*
Why He’s Hot:
- Have you seen A Streetcar Named Desire? Go ahead, watch the clip..TRY to contain your excitement. Yep, I know you girly jizzed your pants. Just admit it.
- Look at that body! Those sexy arms and perfectly flat abs. Mmm.<3 Picture him sweeping you off your feet, just like he did to Stella, and taking you off to his bedroom, to do very, very naughty things.
- Those luscious lips. He truly does have the perfect pout. They make you wish he could kiss you alllllll over, like this lucky bitch.
- Marlon Brando once said, “Like a large number of men, I, too, have had homosexual experiences and I am not ashamed.” How incredibly sexy is that?
- He plays the badass role so well. Honestly, what’s hotter than a sweaty man in a white t-shirt or a leather jacket? Mmm.<3
love you, marlon.
sandinmymouth | fuckyeahtattoos:
the beatles’ help album cover. i love
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My second tattoo [along with the shooting star, which was my first]. It goes all the way to the middle of my back. There’s 70 star outlines, one for each member of my graduating class.
I do my damndest not to judge other people’s tattoos. Because you know, we all have reasons and it’s our bodies and all that shit, right? Who can tell us what was a mistake or what we will regret? Stay the fuck outta my business, I say.
But yeah. No.](http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kr4g2n9tq91qzabkfo1_500.jpg)
I do my damndest not to judge other people’s tattoos. Because you know, we all have reasons and it’s our bodies and all that shit, right? Who can tell us what was a mistake or what we will regret? Stay the fuck outta my business, I say.My second tattoo [along with the shooting star, which was my first]. It goes all the way to the middle of my back. There’s 70 star outlines, one for each member of my graduating class.
But yeah. No.
Why He’s Hot:
- He plays a werewolf in The Twilight Saga, and even if you are on Team Edward, you CANNOT deny that the idea of those big, strong arms picking you up and tossing you onto the bed like you’re just a rag doll and having rough sex (in which he may actually growl) isn’t a Big. Fucking. Turn On.
- He’s not legal yet, (6 months to go!), so you can corrupt him. Best reason to go to jail. Ever.
- He looks good with dirt rubbed on his chest. Dear god. You know you would love to take a tumble in the dirt with him.
- Have you seen those arms? That chest? That stomach? If you don’t find those stunning, then you’re a lesbian.
- He’s a legit nice guy. He’s totally that super respectable, sweet guy who makes you want to act like a lady. But then you look at those arms and your thoughts aren’t so lady like anymore.
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Imma need to see New Moon, I hate to say. He’s looking all kinds of lust-worthy in that trailer I saw.
Why He’s Hot:
- You’ve got a sexual deviant movie role to cast? Stop right there. This man was playing alluring, mysterious, kinky stranger types probably before you were born. He epitomized preppy yuppies. You shouldn’t be attracted to him, he’ll lead you astray, but you can’t resist that dirty hot charisma.
- His hair. He puts the dirty in dirty blonde. Think about those perfect golden locks for a second. Wouldn’t ruffling that hair and running your fingers through it be the hottest thing you’ll ever do? I thought you’d agree.
- Most of his movies are like soft-core porn. He is well-practiced in the art of being filthy. Take Secretary. Not one girl alive could watch that movie and not want him to bend them over his desk and spank them raw. ‘I want to be your Secretary’ indeed Mr Grey. Or Crash. Oh you didn’t have a car crash fetish? Well you do now.
- He has the face of an angel. Look at those beautiful feminine features. You can only admire it for so long without the wild urges taking over again. Don’t you want to just lick every inch of it?
- All this and he’s still a poster-boy for nerd chic. Remember Stargate? Yes, that whole franchise was cultivated from his unholy hotdom. How hot were those Harry Potter-esque glasses? He rocked them first and they were a force of sexiness to be reckoned with.
I saw this submission not too long ago when i was browsing my other blog. Thank you for submitting this, it’s too perfect. Take me back to the 80s just so I can bone this man.
I know right? I lovedddd James Spader, especially when he was playing the Yuppie asshole. And the gal who submitted it - it’s her birthday today. :) Feliz Cumpleaños Natasha!
You tell ‘em Kanye. I watched like two episodes of Mentalist and I was done. It wasn’t really a good show but that wasn’t why I stopped watching: I couldn’t get down with the blatant rip off. I love Psych, and I’m totally loyal to Shawn and Gus.
(via kanyegate)
Why He’s Hot:
- He’s fucking multi-talented. He sings, raps, dances, and acts. Now let’s see how multi-talented he can be in the… what?
- He dresses like this, and yet and still, you would articulately remove every piece of that ensemble while he serenades you with an impromptu melody.
- His lyrics. Have you heard some of the dirty, witty shit this man comes up with?
- His smile. That subtle dimple along with that clean mustache… yes.
- His name is André Lauren Benjamin. Fap to that.
All he has to do is start playing the intro riff to Prototype and I’m done.
